Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

Anon

• No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
• Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
• Beer has never caused a major war.
• They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
• When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
• Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
• You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
• There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
• You can prove you have a Beer.
• If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.